mydogsnokes:

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real im throwing a huge party and im gonna get fucked up

notmusa:

feralhousewife:

PARKOUR PIG

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irenigg:

darrynek:

reblogging someone’s selfie is like the biggest compliment you can give someone 

besides sucking them up strong style

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love.
— Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via dysenterygay)